A comedy by Neil Simon
Produced and directed by Laurie Veninger
November 13-15, 1992
HHS Auditorium
Cast, in order of appearance
| The Writer | Scott Koenig |
| Ivan Cherdyakov | Geoff Renaud |
| Madame Cherdyakov | Pamella Lach |
| General Brassilhov | M-D November |
| Madame Brassilhov | Kelly George |
| Mistress | Erin Kaufman |
| Julia | Cathy Herbert |
| Sexton | Josh Eisinger |
| Kuryatin | Vincent Nelson |
| Peter Semyonych | Bryan J. Busch |
| Nikolaich | Andrew Strohl |
| Wife | Kelly Hutchinson |
| Sailor | Harlan Landes |
| Policeman | Seth Kreisler |
| Nina | Emily Niebo |
| Assistant | Josh Small |
| Kistunov | Michael Barakiva |
| Woman | Amanda Salzman |
| Antosha | Carter Soper |
| Father | Darren Sussman |
| Girl | Abigail Gregg |